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Adult Picture Book

Date Published: July 22, 2024

 

 

This satirical tale disguised as a children’s book follows an aspiring drag
queen with dreams of dazzling stages and glittered wigs eager to shine in a
world determined to hold him back.

Convinced that the tough buckaroos in the neighboring town of Ruff Ridge,
known for their rugged cowboy way of life and home to the clothing brand
Ruff Ryder, will hinder his glamorous ambitions, he devises an ingenious
plan to win their acceptance. With courage, creativity, and a pair of chaps,
he embarks on a journey to turn his dreams into reality.

Inspired by real events, this clever, funny, and heartwarming tale explores
identity, ambition, and community. The story celebrates individuality,
courage, and the transformative power of being true to oneself, all while
providing a thought-provoking reflection on the politics of our times.

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“The MAGA-era politics of drag performance distilled to a clever, funny, and entertaining tale.” — BookLife 

…If Jim’s clothes made the news… 

There were some, shall we say, loose-screwed buckaroos, 

Who would say that such clothes made him less of a man. 

And that made Jim angry! He was manly! MORE THAN! 

“If those tough buckaroos don’t think I can be tough, 

“They oughta try dancing in spandex!” he’d huff. 

Jim didn’t know why his drag clothes were taboo, 

But if they were discovered, he knew what they’d do. 

Every tough buckaroo in their checked shirts and all 

Would ride into town and surround the town hall 

And they’d holler and cry, “Our corn prices will fall!” 

And then tough Mayor Buck even louder would shout, 

“Those big glittered wigs are to blame for our drought!” 

That’s the first thing they’d do 

If they ever found out. 

Then they’d pass some strict laws 

And put up some state signs, 

Restricting cross-dressers

From crossing state lines. 

And they’d shout, “These BIG WIGGERS 

must pay for their crimes!” 

And the fines! 

Oh, the fines! 

Try a thousand ten times! 

About the Author

Roger Rittenhouse

Roger Rittenhouse is a former stand-up comedian originally from Denver,
Colorado who began his career in the 80s, appearing on The Arsenio Hall
Show, The Dennis Miller Show, and Jimmy Kimmel Live. Notable writing credits
include Bill Maher’s Politically Incorrect and the Comedy Central Roasts. An
armchair cartoonist turned author and illustrator, (after finding a digital
drawing tablet on Craigslist) Roger brings his comedic antics to picture
books intended for big boys and girls.

 

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