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Twas a Charlie Christmas

Snapshot 2 (10-9-2013 3-57 PM)It was the night before Christmas and the masters forgot to lock me up. I sat in front of the Christmas tree watching the lights blink on and off. When I heard such a ruckus on the roof around the fireplace. I run to the other room to see what was going on, when I see some dog cookies bounce across the floor. I rush to get them, because I like cookies so much. When a jolly, fat man pops out of the fireplace without a speck of soot on him. With a twinkle in his eyes, and his Rosie cheeks he bends down and pets me and tells me what a good girl I have been. He then straightens up slings his bag on his shoulder and continues toward the Christmas tree.

He then starts to pull out presents to put under the tree. A few for Jade, Wendell, Tom, a few more for Kirk, Jennetta, Gladys and Jennifer. Then he starts to pull out the ones for Chester, Cissy, and then Me. I had a new bed, toy, harness, and a Dallas Cowboys jersey. He then left a few more things in the stockings, and away he went. To give more joy to every boy, girl, dog, and I guess cat, and a few others. I won’t tell anyone that I met Santa, for that is my seimagesCA7AYLRPcret. My little Christmas miracle, because before I did not believe.

I look outside way up into the sky, and I see his sleigh, and it starts to snow. I smile and I know that tomorrow will be a very good day. For I got to see Santa, a site so few get to see. So if you are very good, and patient you just might get to see him too. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM CHARLIE AND HER FAMILY.

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Why is it when it is freezing cold outside you tend to have to go potty more? I swear I have to go at least three times more than usual. When you are let outside you are freezing so bad that it basically freezes inside you.Then when you are let back inside and you thaw out, you decide that you have to Lee.So you find a place inside the house, then they find it and you give then this sad puppy dog face with a little shiver. THEY JUST SIGH AND FINALLY SAY”YOU Must Have Been To Cold for you to go to the potty.”  I give them one more good shiver and they clean up the mess.

Now don’t get me wrong this does not work all the time, just some of the time. I hate the cold with a passion. I am so glad that they have a better for me otherwise I would freeze to death. Yes I have a blanket, but that helps a little. Sometimes Sissy lays on the bed with me , but she usually is in her cujo mood. I usually warm up by chasing Sissy around and trying to take her squeaky toy away. I will definitely be glad when it warms up.I do not like going outside when it is cold, and wet like it is today. Tomorrow is the same, and we might even have snow.

Now I won’t only be freezing I will be wet also. My days just keep getting better and better.

Stop your whining CHARLIE! You would think that you were the only one that didn’t like the cold. Well I don’ either.

Who asked you Sissy?

Nobody, but I was getting tired of your complaining.

I was not talking to you, now WAS I!!!

It is kind of hard not to hear when yo so loud.

I am not the one who talks loud.

So you want to start a fight now, in  everyone?

No, I am not trying to start nothing.

I am sorry about this folks.Let me take care of this little disagreement, and I will get back to you. Charlie out.




I had a traumatic experience last night. I got out of the backyard, because somebody left the back gate open. Well I decided to go exploring and got a little lost. My family came looking for me and finally found me after walking the whole back alley. I heard them calling my name, and I jumped out from behind a dumpster. I barked and they found me. Everyone was happy.

I was so scared that I am still shaking. It took me a while to calm down. I stayed in my masters arms for quiet a while, until it was time for bed. Man, I thought I was going to have nightmares after that ordeal, but so far nothing. Now I am permanently on the leash when I go out now. I don’t get to roam the yard, because I won’t come when they call.

So I guess I am permanently grounded. Bummer.  I guess I better get back to tormenting Sissy. It has been a quiet day today, not much happening. We have been

lazy. So Charlie out until next time.Snapshot 2 (10-9-2013 3-57 PM)




Sorry I have not posted in a while, things have been crazy around the house. The MASTER HAS been doing some remodeling and has not had time to play. So I have been leaving her little presents around the house. Now I am on probation and cannot roam all over the house. I have to be in the living room supervised on my bed. What a real bummer!! With it getting colder they have been putting my sweater on me, and I look like a bib orange ball. That is probably why Sissy has been chasing me here lately. She thinks I am her pumpkin.

Now I also have to be put on a leash when I go out to do my business, just because my master’s mate left the back gate open and I decided to explore some. I guess I should have answered them when I called my name and I would not have to be on a leash. All because of her idiot mate does not know how to shut a gate when he comes home. The big dummy. So now I am trying to be on my best behavior and get out of the dog house, Hah.. Hah . hah. Dog house. That was a good one. It is time to eat I better go before Sissy eats it all. Charlie out.

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Now they know that I love fried potatoes, and one of them made them for supper . I could smell them cooking and boy did they smell sooooo… good. When they were ready she was sitting there eating them in front of me, it was pure torture. She finally gave me a few bites, but it was not enough. Before long they were gone. So I decided to play with Sissy. I chased her around the house, and played with our toys.

It is getting cold outside, so I had them put my sweater on. Dang, Sissy found her pumpkin. I am going to have to hide it again. She gets so neurotic when she has it, that she is hard to be around. I will have to find a better hiding place. She is hurting my ears with her high-pitched yipping. Well I am getting sleepy so I am going to bed. So until next time, Charlie out.




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