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HOW TO CATCH A HUMAN (NINTH INSTALLMENT)

“If you don’t believe me why don’t you try one” Doe was proudly showing his donuts off to his skeptic friends.

They all gave grim faces accept Munchkin who bravely bite’s into the donut as the other’s stare at Munchkin for his brave act.

Munchkin thumped his foot against the forest floor “Try it… try it…!” He bounces around in a delightful joy only to shove his face in the donuts.

As the others looked at the strange looking food, Shorty the all so spunky squirrel “It can’t be that bad” She acclaimed, pinching her nose she bravely took a bite of the strange donut. She ran around only to spit out the donuts.
“It’s that bad…” She shook her head as the others stared amazed as she changed from green to blue.

“Oh… My! What pretty colors!” Hoss accliamed, tinkering with his glasses, he gave a serious look.

Shorty ran sticking her head into a stream that happened nearby, as she sat up with a relieved sigh.

The others pointed and laughed, as she looked at her extremely fluffy fur.

“Never again will I eat donuts…” She rubbed her tongue with a fresh fern leaf to cure the taste of the extremely bitter treat.

Munchkin showed little concern for what was going on, only to enjoy his fine snack with great persistence.

Hoss sat next to Munchkin “I do not think these so called ‘Donuts’ are for human consumption.”

“What is Consumption?” Emmykins asked with a bewildered look upon her face.

Hoss glasses tinkled in the sunlight as he gave a serious looked he tap his head with his feathers “It means to eat or to use” He gave an explanation.
Emmykins giggled pointing at Munchkin “He’s consumptioning!” She giggle repeating herself as she bounce around Munchkin.

Doe gave a bewildered looked as he tried to figure out what was wrong with his donuts.
“I don’t understand?” He questioned his self.

“Oh… what is it this time Doe?” Hoss asked with extreme distraction.

“My Donuts turned Shorty into a rainbow!” He acclaimed.

Hoss shook his head “Tsk! Tsk! Humans cannot eat those contraptions.” He shook his head with the flick of his feathers. “No…No! This simply won’t do!” Hoss agreed with his self.

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HOW TO CATCH A HUMAN(EIGHTH INSTALLMENT)

“What are you going to call that hideous concoction?” questions Hoss pointing his wing at the stuff.

“I think I will call them Donuts.” said Doe with pride.

Emmykins starts to laugh a big belly laugh, and rolls of the boulder she was sitting on and rolls to a stop at Munchkin’s feet. The others are also rolling on the woodland floor laughing.

Doe looks over at Elmo who was on his side holding his belly and laughing a great big belly laugh, with Shorty perched on his shoulder, lying on his back rocking back and forth laughing.

“Laugh all you want, but my Donuts will catch a human.”  Doe stomps his hoof and stands up straight with confidence.

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HOW TO CATCH A HUMAN(SEVENTH INSTALLMENT)

“Hey, look I have the perfect snack to use for our trap.” said Doe.

“What do you have?” said Hoss.

“Just come and look at these are amazing!” stated Doe.

Hoss worked his way over there and looked; he put his wing on his beak and shakes his head a little. He looked at Doe and looked over to the others and let out a soft chuckle.

“You need to come and see these amazing goodies.” The others make their way over to them.

“Wait! What is that??” said Emmykins, pointing at the five rolled balls.

“That is food, well it will be food after I find some loose bark to spice the flavors.” said Doe.

“That doesn’t look very appetizing Doe.” said Elmo.

“I will eat it!” said Munchkin jumping up and down .

“Yeah, let Munchkin try It.” giggled Shorty.

“No, not yet it isn’t completely perfect yet.” said Doe.

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